First question to answer!
Is there anyone going to read this journal?
Answer: Probably not!
Second question!
Am I the worst at updating in any sort of consistent way, by any ridiculous twisting of the definition?
Answer: Probably so!
Third!
Is this format going to get annoying really quickly?
Answer: Yes!

So... yeah. I, er, may have forgotten to log onto my DA in... An embarrassing amount of time. Aand once I remembered, it had been so long that I felt awkward updating anything again. And that method of thought has been kept up for... Ah... Awhile.
Until TODAY!
...As you may be able to tell.
So if I can find enough stuff I've drawn, expect a minor art dump. That's not exactly likely, because I'm not sure where it's all gone at this current moment, but I feel it's polite to warn those of you who never bothered to un-watch my forlorn account. You've certainly forgotten who this "Cybovac" speaking to you is, and it might be unnerving to suddenly get a bunch messages announcing that a random person has posted a deviation.
Now, are amazingly long, accidental leaves of absence going to happen again?
Erm... Well... Probably. But at least you were warned!

And now my words fall once again into the cold, unfeeling void of the internet, giving millions of faceless strangers who'd never give me another the thought the ability to stumble upon them in their sinister rounds, to do nothing but judge and sneer, their mocking laughter echoing into the night...
...
....Wow, I have issues!